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[Reading Every Day]
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你,不是因为你是一个怎样的人,而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
6) Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你,那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前,上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时,便应当心存感激。
10) Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣,微笑吧,为你的曾经拥有。
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[Reading Every Day]
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules[1], limiting access to flower and jewelry applications[2] that had operated flawlessly[3] under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable[4] programs such as NFL[5] 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Premier League 7.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging[6] 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail[7].
Signed:
Desperate Wife
尊敬的技术支持:
去年我把“男友5.0”升级成“老公1.0”之后,发现之前在“男友5.0”下完美运行的账目指令开始发生了意料之外的变化,鲜花和珠宝程序也开始限制登录了。
此外,“老公1.0”还卸载了诸多其它极有价值的程序,诸如“浪漫9.9”,却安装了像“NFL 5.0”、“NBA 3.0”、“英超联赛7.2”之类令人厌烦的程序。“谈心8.0”不再运行了;“家务清洁2.6”一启动,整个系统就瘫痪了。我尝试过运行“唠叨5.3”去修复这些问题,可完全不起作用。
此致,
绝望的太太
REPLY
技术支持的回复
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause damage, with Husband 1.0 defaulting to Grumpy[8] Silence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring[9] Loudly" wave files[10].
Be especially cautious about the Hot Chik[11] virus—it’s programmed to corrupt Husband 1.0 utterly (as well as all future Husband upgrades).
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
尊敬的绝望的太太,
记住,“男友5.0”是一个娱乐附件,而“老公1.0”却是一个操作系统。
请尝试输入命令:“C:/我以为你爱过我”,并安装“眼泪6.2”,“老公1.0”应该就会自动运行“愧疚3.0”和“鲜花7.0”等应用程序。但是切记,过度使用可能造成破损,并随带会引起“老公1.0”默认“不服气的沉默2.5”、“欢乐时光7.0”或“啤酒6.1”等程序。“啤酒6.1”是一个非常糟糕的烂程序,它会生成一个名叫“大声打呼”的声波文件。
特别要小心“火辣美眉”病毒——该病毒会彻底侵入“老公1.0”(并侵入“老公”将来的所有更新)。
千万不要安装“丈母娘1.0”或重装一个“男友”程序。系统不支持此类应用软件,而且他们还会令“老公1.0”陷入瘫痪。
总之,“老公1.0”是一个不错的程序,可是内存有限,无法迅速适应新软件。
您可以考虑购买附加软件以改善系统运行状况。本人个人向您推荐“热食3.0”和“保持好身材10.1”。
祝您好运,
技术支持
[1] module ['mɔdju:l] n. 程序片,指令组
[2] application [7æpli'keiʃən] n. 应用程序
[3] flawlessly ['flɔ:lisli] adv. 无瑕疵的,完美无缺的
[4] undesirable [7ʌndi'zaiərəbl] adj. 可能招致麻烦或不便的,讨厌的
[5] NFL abbr. National Football League 美国职业橄榄球联盟。本词以及后文的NBA(美国职业篮球联赛)、Premier League(英超联赛)都是指体育赛事。
[6] nag [næɡ] v. 不断地挑剔或批评
[7] to no avail adv. 完全无用
[8] grumpy ['ɡrʌmpi] adj. 脾气坏的,生气的
[9] snore [snɔ:] v. 打呼噜,打鼾
[10] wave file 声波档案
[11] chik [tʃik] n. =chick 女孩
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